Silly Goose (Swan) Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday Silly Goose Card 🪿🎂
Silly goose? Bitch, please—it’s a swan. This hilarious birthday card features a fabulous bow-wearing swan surrounded by colorful wildflowers, delivering the perfect combination of sweet, sassy, and delightfully ridiculous birthday energy.
Details:
🪿 Reads “Happy Birthday Silly Goose!”
😂 Swan says “Bitch please, I’m a swan”
💌 Blank inside for your own message
🖨️ Professionally digitally printed on sturdy, high-quality cardstock
📏 A2 size: 4.25" × 5.5"
♻️ Includes a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope with self-adhesive peel-and-press seal
💖 Protected in a cellophane sleeve
A fabulously unserious birthday card for your favorite silly goose. 🎀✨
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