Methane Poisoning Card
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💨 Methane Poisoning Card – Funny, Playful & Perfect for Your Bae
For when love stinks literally—the Methane Poisoning Card is the ultimate way to laugh off those bedtime "incidents."
✨ Product Highlights:
💨 Front Reads: "I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning."
📏 Size: 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
💌 Blank Inside: Plenty of space for your personal message
✨ Premium Quality: Printed on super sturdy 100 lb white card stock
📬 Coordinating Envelope: Light blue square flap for a surprise reveal
💛 A hilarious way to say, "I love you, stink and all!"
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