Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Motel Keychain
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Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Motel-Style Keychain 🔑✨
A darkly funny and brutally honest take on the classic saying—because sometimes, life just leaves you bitchy and traumatized instead. This vintage motel-style keychain is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little humor with their resilience.
✨ Reads: "WHATEVER DOESN’T KILL YOU ONLY MAKES YOU BITCHY AND TRAUMATIZED" – because, let’s be real
✨ Classic motel/hotel key tag design – retro, bold & effortlessly cool
✨ Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" – lightweight yet durable
✨ Materials: Plastic & metal – sturdy with a classic split ring
A fun and sassy gift for anyone who’s been through it—and is still standing (with a little attitude). 💀💛🔑
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