Disappointing Affirmations Deck

🙃 Disappointing Affirmations Card Deck

Toxic positivity? Pass. This brutally honest affirmation deck says what we’re actually thinking. With 50 cards full of sharp, darkly funny “inspiration,” you’ll get clear-eyed motivation (or permission to do absolutely nothing). Failure is always an option, and sometimes the bare minimum really is enough.

✨ Product Highlights
⭐️ 50 subversively funny affirmation cards to pull daily, weekly, or whenever life feels like… a lot
⭐️ Realistic reminders like:
 • You are good enough. / Not the best, but you’ll do.
 • Wherever you go, there you are. / Same bundle of neuroses, different location.
 • Need a break but can’t get away? / Go on a spiral.
⭐️ Packaged in a sturdy, giftable lift-top box with luxe matte finish
⭐️ From the bestselling Disappointing Affirmations series

😏 Why You’ll Love It
⭐️ A hilarious antidote to the “positive vibes only” trap
⭐️ Honest, sarcastic, and actually comforting in a disappointing world
⭐️ Portable — toss in your bag for work, school, awkward family dinners, or first dates
⭐️ Perfect for anyone who’d rather spiral than sparkle

🎁 Perfect For
⭐️ College grads + people entering (or regretting) the workforce
⭐️ Burned-out coworkers, friends, or anyone tired of forced positivity
⭐️ Lovers of satire, sarcasm, and brutally honest humor

Sometimes you don’t need a pep talk—you just need a laugh, a little validation, and the permission to move the f*** on already.