Consequence Card
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Consequence Card
A little dark humor with a very specific fitness goal 💪
“Fitness Goals: Stay alive long enough to see a single member of the Trump family face a consequence.”
Sharp, bold, and guaranteed to get a reaction — perfect for the friend who appreciates a little bite with their humor.
Details:
🖤 Size: 5.5" × 4.25"
✉️ Inside: blank
📜 Paper: ecru cotton
📮 Envelope: brown bag
🖨 Letterpress printed in black ink
A card that says exactly what it’s thinking — no extra commentary needed.
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