Blame the Stars

Blame the Stars

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Blame the Stars – A Weird & Wonderful Twist on the Zodiac ✨🌙

Part surrealism, part humor, and part heartfelt guidance, Blame the Stars takes you on a delightfully offbeat journey through an alternative zodiac unlike anything you’ve seen before. Enter the realm of Horror Scoops, where familiar signs get a bizarre (and surprisingly revealing) makeover—meet passionate and wild Lemo (Leo), kind Lehbrah (Libra), steadfast Clopricrumb (Capricorn), and Germini the Twrnnns (yes, you guessed it—twins).

In Part One, each sign is explored with witty, oddly accurate insights on love, life, and work—including unconventional career suggestions like Pie-Eating Competition Judge, Horse Observer, or even Horse Observer Observer. Equal parts silly and strangely spot-on, this book is perfect for astrology lovers, humor fans, and anyone who enjoys a cosmic shake-up of the status quo.

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